NP NASPIG $NASPIG
X / SIGNAL BUY ↗

LOST SIGNAL 09 / FOUND ALIVE

THE PIG WHO
HEARD SPACE.

Naspig did not go looking for the stars. The stars accidentally left a voicemail in his helmet — and he has been trying to call them back ever since.

TRANSMISSION: WOBBLYGOGGLES: CALIBRATEDSNACKS: 03
LOST09FOUND
Naspig, a pig astronaut wearing lime swimming goggles
NOT
NASA
★ 2026
ORBITAL
ODDBALL
HELMET #004½
property of nobody
SCROLL TO BREAK ORBIT

CASE FILE: THE BEGINNING

Before the helmet,
he was just Pig.

Then one rainy Thursday, a dead satellite fell into a flea market and chose the only creature curious enough to put it on.

01 / 04

BELLWETHER FLEA MARKET
4:09 PM

It fell from a sky with no receipt.

Pig lived beneath a record stall, collecting things humans abandoned: one blue earbud, three buttons, a broken pager. During the storm, an old space helmet punched through the striped awning and landed in his crate. Everyone ran. Pig climbed in.

02 / 04

UNKNOWN CALLER
0:00:09

The helmet rang from inside.

It played nine seconds of static, a tiny laugh, and coordinates to a place that did not exist. Pig answered with one brave oink. Somewhere beyond the moon, something answered twice. The helmet sealed. The market disappeared.

03 / 04

LOCATION
BETWEEN IDEAS

He crossed a place called The Margin.

Reality ran out of ink there. Metal became pencil. Stars became speckles. Pig stayed real, but the universe began sketching itself around him — crooked, grainy, impossible to erase. That is why every picture of Naspig looks half photographed, half remembered.

04 / 04

NAME TAG
DAMAGED

NASA lost an A. Pig found a name.

The helmet once read NASA — PILOT G. Time scratched away the middle until only NAS PIG remained. He thought it was a name tag. Nobody had the heart to correct him. By then, the stars were calling him Naspig too.

NAS A — PILOT G. PIG
Close portrait of Naspig

WHY HE LOOKS LIKE THAT

A hero built
from leftovers.

SELECT A MARKER

Tap the + symbols.

Every strange piece has a reason. Nothing on Naspig matches because nothing in the lost-and-found ever does.

NOT A STRAIGHT ROADMAP

His path refuses
to be a line.

Naspig navigates by things that hum, blink, or look lonely. Touch a signal to bend the route and reveal the next chapter.

ORBIT 01 — NOW

The Answer

Naspig has answered the impossible voicemail. The helmet is awake, the goggles are green, and one coordinate keeps blinking.

STATUS: SIGNAL FOUND
NASPIG PORTABLE RECEIVERLIVE
FREQUENCY 92.6 OINK.FM
INCOMING //

tiny footsteps on the roof of the moon

SEND A PRIVATE THOUGHT

He listens
between stations.

Write something you have never said out loud. Naspig will translate it into a frequency, then let it drift. Nothing leaves your browser.

THE ORBITAL LOST & FOUND

Catch the things
that follow him.

Five runaway objects are floating through this page. Catch them all and Naspig will reveal what was inside the voicemail.